Poetry And Prose lyrics

Artist  : Primus 
Song : Poetry And Prose



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 I ain't one for poetry, aint' one for prose. Ain't
one for the scent of a sping-time rose. 

But the is one face that I do know, I sure get a
kick out of that Beavis and Butt-head show. 



Other day I turn my TV on, and guess what I do
see? 

Two crazy-ass cartoon sunsabitches staring on
back at me. 

Said "What the hell's this", and Ler
said "Boy, dont' you know?" 

The whole world's gone crazy over that there
Beavis and Butt-head show. 



Talk about couch fishing, now I could go for
that. 

I could go for frog baseball, but I be inclined
to use a cat! 

On Comedy, I'm a stooges man. I like Larry, Curly
and Moe. 

But now and then a get a chuckle watchin' the
Beavis and Butt-head show.



Stone-Temple Pearlvana Chain, now there's a
helluva band. 

They got that original sound that's sweepin'
'cross the land.

Ain't no ZZ Top though, now that's the band for
me.

If I had my way MTV'd play just them and AC/DC.




I ain't nothing special, I'm your average kinda
man. 

I like a frosted barley pop and I drink 'em outta
the can! 

I don't give a rat's ass about poetry and not a
damn 'bout prose. 

I sure get a kick outta them Beavis and Butt-head
shows.



Butthead: "Hey Beavis..."

Beavis: "What?"

Butthead: "I was just like...thinking and
stuff...it was pretty cool."

Beavis: "Yeah, I'm gonna try that."

Butthead: "TV is cool..."

Beavis: "Yeah, yeah, TV rules....it rules!
Yeah..."

Butthead: "Hey Beavis...I heard that pretty
soon, they're gonna have, like, 500 channels.

That's gonna be cool."

Beavis: "Really? That would be
cool."

Butthead: "You know what would be really
cool, though? If like, one of the channels didn't
suck."

Beavis: "Yeah, but, like, if one of them
didn't suck, why would you need the
other...um...

three hundred and twenty-seven?"

Butthead: "Because, you know all those TV
shows that suck? It's like, you gotta put
them

somewhere! You can't put 'em on the cool
channel!"

Beavis: "Yeah, yeah! They should call it the
cool channel!"