This Is The Story lyrics

Artist  : Proclaimers 
Song : This Is The Story
 
												
														   THIS IS THE STORY OF OUR FIRST
TEACHER

 SHETLAND MADE HER JUMPERS

 AND THE DEVIL MADE HER FEATURES

 THREW UP HER HNDS WHEN MY MUM SAID OUR NAMES

 EMBROIDERED ALL HER STORIES WITH SLANDEROUS
CLAIMS

 

 (CHORUS)

 ITS OVER AND DONE WITH

 .......

 

 THIS SI THE STORY OF LOSING MY VIRGINITY

 I HELD MY BREATH AND THE BED HELD A TRINITY

 PEOPLE I'M MAKING NO CLAIMS TO A MYSTERY

 BUT SOME TIMES IT SEEMS LIKE

 MY SEX LIFES ALL HISTORY

 

 I'M NOT SAYING THESE EVENTS DIDN'T

 TOUCH OUR LIVES IN ANY WAY

 BUT,AH,THEY DIDN'T MAKE THE IMPRESSION

 THAT SOME PEOPLE SAY

 

 THIS IS THE STORY OF WATCHING A MAN DYING

 THE SUBJECTS UNPOPULAR

 BUT I DON'T FEEL LIKE LYING

 WHEN I THINK OF IT NOW I ACTED LIKE A SINNER

 I JUST WASHED MY HANDS

 THEN I WENT FOR MY DINNER