Dear penis I don't think I like you any
more you use to watch me shave now all you
do is stare at the floor oh dear penis I
dont like you anymoe it use to be u and
me a paper towel and a dirty magazine
that's all we needed to get by now it
seems things have changed and I think your the
one to blame dear penis I dont like you
anymore he says dear Rodney I dont
think I like you any more cause when you get
to drinkin you put me places I've never been
before dear Rodney I don't like you
anymore why can't we just get a grip on
our man to hand relationship come to terms to
truly how we feel if we put our heads
together we'ed just stay home forever dear
penis I think I like you afterall o and Rodney
while your shaving shave my balls