Streak lyrics

Artist  : Ray Stevens 
Song : Streak



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SPOKEN:
Hello, ev'ryone, This is your Action News reporter
with all the news that
is news across the
nation on the scene at the supermarket. There
seems to have
been some disturbance here.
Pardon me, sir, did you see what
happened?

SPOKEN: Yeah, I did. I's
standin' over there by the tomaters and here he
comes-
runnin' through the pole beans, through
the fruits ''n' vegetables, nekked as
a
jaybird. 'n' I hollered over t'Ethel, I said
"DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!!" 'n' it's too late-
she'd
already been INcensed.

(Here he
comes)
Looka dat, looka dat
(There he
goes)
Looka dat, looka dat
(And he ain't
wearin' no clothes)

Whoa, yes they call
him The Streak <"zipppp" kazoo sound>
(Looka
dat, looka dat)
Fastest thing on two
feet
Looka dat, looka dat
He's just as
proud as he can be of his anatomy
He gun give
us a peek
Oh, yes they call him The Streak
<"zipppp" kazoo sound>
(Looka dat, looka
dat)
He likes to show off his
physique
(Looka dat, looka dat)
If there's
an audience to be found
He'll be streakin'
A-round invitin' public critique <"zipppp" kazoo
sound>

SPOKEN: This is your Action News
reporter once again and we're here at the
gas
station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what
happened?

SPOKEN: Yeah, I did. I's just in
here gettin' my tawres checked 'n' he
just
appeared outta the back. Come streakin'
around the grease rack there-didn't
have
nuthin on but a smile!! I looked at her
and Ethel was gettin' 'er a cold drink.
I
hollered "DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!!" But it's too
late-she'd already been MOONED!!
Flashed her
right there in front of the shock
absorbers!!

(He ain't crude)
(Looka
dat, looka dat)
(He ain't rude)
(Looka dat,
looka dat)
(He's just in the mood to run in the
nude)

Whoa, yes they call him The Streak
<"zipppp" kazoo sound>
(Looka dat, looka
dat)
He likes to turn other cheek
(Looka
dat, looka dat)
He's always makin' the news
wearin' just his tennis shoes
Guess you could
call him unique <"zipppp" kazoo
sound>



SPOKEN: Once again, your
Action News reporter in the booth at the gym
covering
the disturbance at the basketball
playoff. Pardon me, sir, did you see
what
happened?

SPOKEN: Yeah, I did.
Halftime, I's just goin' down there to get Ethel
a snow cone.
Here he come, right outta the
cheap seats, dribblin'. Right down the middle of
the
floor. Didn't have on nothin' but his
Keds! Made a hook shot and got out through
the
concession stand. I hollered up at Ethel, I said
"DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!!"..Too
late. She'd already
gotten a free shot. Grandstand. Right there in
front of the
home team.

Whoa, yes they
call him The Streak <"zipppp" kazoo
sound>

CLOSING: Not totally decipherable
because 3 things are going on at once. Ray
is
singing a verse and the backup singers are
doing (Looka dat, looka dat) while Ray,
on an
overlaid track is speaking  "Ethel! Is that you
Ethel? < He's just
as proud as he can be > What do
you think
you're doin? < He gonna give us a
peek> You get your clothes on !!"
Whoa, yes
they call him The Streak <"zipppp" kazoo
sound>
"Ethel, where you goin'? < He likes to
show off his physique> Ethel, you
shameless
hussy!!" invitin' public
critique> Say it isn't SO, Ethel!!

FADE