The Streak lyrics

Artist  : Ray Stevens 
Song : The Streak



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(Reporter):
Hello, everyone, this is your
action news reporter with all the news
that is
news across the nation, on the scene at the
supermarket.  There
seems to have been some
disturbance here.  Pardon me, sir, did you
see
what happened?

(Witness):
Yeah,
I did.  I's standin' overe there by the tomaters,
and here he
come, running through the pole
beans, through the fruits and
vegetables,
nekkid as a jay bird.  And I
hollered over t' Ethel, I said,
"Don't
look, Ethel!"  But it's too
late, she'd already been
incensed.

(Chorus)
Here he comes, look
at that, look at that
There he goes, look at
that, look at that
And he ain't wearin' no
clothes

Oh, yes, they call him the
Streak
Look at that, look at that
Fastest
thing on two feet
Look at that, look at
that
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his
anatomy
He goin' give us a peek

Oh, yes,
they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at
that
He likes to show off his physique
Look
at that, look at that
If there's an audience to
be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin'
public critique

(Reporter):
This is
your action news reporter once again, and we're
here at the gas
station.  Pardon me, sir, did
you see what happened?

(Witness):
Yeah,
I did.  I's just in here gettin my car checked, he
just appeared
out of the traffic.  Come
streakin' around the grease rack there,
didn't
have nothin' on but a smile.  I looked
in there, and Ethel was gettin'
her a cold
drink.  I hollered, "Don't look,
Ethel!"  But it was too
late.  She'd
already been mooned.  Flashed her right there in
front of
the shock
absorbers.

(Chorus)
He ain't crude,
look at that, look at that
He ain't lewd, look
at that, look at that
He's just in the mood to
run in the nude

Oh, yes, they call him the
Streak
Look at that, look at that
He likes
to turn the other cheek
Look at that, look at
that
He's always makin' the news
Wearin'
just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him
unique

(Reporter):
Once again, your
action news reporter in the booth at the gym,
covering
the disturbance at the basketball
playoff.  Pardon me, sir, did you see
what
happened?

(Witness):
Yeah, I did.  Half
time, I's just goin' down thar to get Ethel a
snow
cone.  And here he come, right out of the
cheap seats, dribbling, right
down the middle
of the court.  Didn't have on nothing but his
PF's.
Made a hook shot and got out through the
concessions stand.  I hollered up
at Ethel, I
said, "Don't look, Ethel!"  But it was
too late.  She'd
already got a free shot. 
Grandstandin', right there in front of
the
home team.

(Chorus)                
                        (Witness):
Oh, yes,
they call him the Streak      Here he comes
again.
Look at that, look at that             
    Who's that with him?
The fastest thing on
two feet            Ethel?  Is that you,
Ethel?
Look at that, look at that             
   What do you think you're
He's just as proud
as he can be        doin'?  You git your
Of
his anatomy                               clothes
on!
He's gonna give us a peek

Oh, yes,
they call him the Streak      Ethel!  Where you
goin'?
Look at that, look at that             
    Ethel, you shameless
He likes to show off
his physique       hussy!  Say it isn't
so,
Look at that, look at that                
 Ethel!  Ethelllllll!!!
If there's an audience
to be found
He'll be streakin'
around
Invitin' public critique