Have you heard the story of Bottleneck
Bob
tried to rob a train with cattle
He
laid in ambush above the hills
early Sunday
morning
He blew the tracks to
smithereens
with the biggest blast you've
ever seen
and the cattle ran all over the
place
and there was Bob with the longest face
Chorus: Bottleneck Bob is riding fast
wanted by the law for the freight train
blast
the sheriff and his men is a big bad
mob
and they're chasing poor old Bottleneck
Bob
And the cattle ran back in to
town
where all was peace and quiet
but
when the people saw the herd
they surely
caused a riot
The cattle smashed the
bank in flakes
just like the worst of
robbers
and the sheriff scratched his head
and wondered
where to put them all
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