(Danny)
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh...This a test of The
Emergency Broadcast System. This is only a test.
If this had been a real emergency, you'd probably
be sittin' around like a fuckin' idiot; high outta
your fuckin' mind and trippin' on the fuckin'
wallpaper. Wow, look at it drip, look at it drip.
Is Hogan's Heroes comin' on? What the fuck? You
high son of a fuck! What the fuck's wrong with
you? The tornado's comin'! It'll smash your face
and rip your kidneys out, you cock! We now return
you to your regularly scheduled program, still in
progress.