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RESTAURANT MAN
No Please No
Not Tonight
Please No
Mister - Can't You Go -
Not
Tonight - Can't Have A
Scene
ROGER
What?
RESTAURANT
MAN
Go, Please Go;
You - Hello,
Sir-
I Said No
Important
Customer
MARK
What Am I - Just A
Blur?
RESTAURANT MAN
You Sit All
Night - You Never Buy!
MARK
That's A
Lie - That's A Lie
I Had A Tea The Other
Day
RESTAURANT MAN
You Couldn't
Pay
MARK
Oh
Yeah
COLLINGS
Benjamin Coffin
III--Here?
RESTAURANT MAN
Oh
No!
ALL
Wine &
Beer!
MAUREEN
The Enemy Of Avenue
A
We'll Stay
RESTAURANT MAN
Oiy
Vey!
COLLINS
What Brings The Mogul
In His Own Mind
To The Life
Cafe?
BENNY
I Would Like To Propose
A Toast
To Maureen's Noble Try
It Went
Well
MAUREEN
Go To
Hell
BENNY
Was The Yuppie Scum
Stomped
Not Counting The Homeless
How
Many Tickets Weren't
Comp'ed
ROGER
Why Did
Muffy--
BENNY
Alison
ROGER
Miss
The Show?
BENNY
There Was A Death In
The Family
If You Must
Know
ANGEL
Who
Died?
BENNY
Our
Akita
BENNY, MARK, ANGEL,
COLLINS
Evita
BENNY
Mimi - I'm
Surprised
A Bright And Charming Girl Like
You
Hangs Out With These Slackers
(Who
Don't Adhere To Deals)
They Make Fun -
Yet I'm The One
Attempting To Do Some
Good
Or Do You Really Want A
Neighborhood
Where People Piss On Your Stoop
Every
Night?
Bohemia,
Bohemia's
A Fallacy In Your Head
This Is
Calcutta
Bohemia Is
Dead
MARK
Dearly Beloved We Gather
Here To Say
Our Goodbyes
COLLINS &
ROGER
Dies Irae - Dies Illa
Kyrie
Eleison
Yitgadal V' Yitkadash
(etc.)
MARK
Here She Lies
No On
Knew Her Worth
The Late Great Daughter Of
Mother Earth
On This Night When We Celebrate
The Birth
In That Little Town Of
Bethlehem
We Raise Our Glass - You Bet Your
Ass To -
La Vie Boheme
ALL
La
Vie Boheme
La Vie Boheme
La Vie
Boheme
La Vie Boheme
MARK
To
Days Of Inspiration,
Playing Hookey, Making
Something
Out Of Nothing, The Need
To
Express -
To Communicate,
To Going
Against The Grain,
Going Insane,
Going
Mad
To Loving Tension, No Pension
To
More Than One Dimension,
To Starving For
Attention,
Hating Convention,
Hating
Pretension,
Not To Mention Of
Course,
Hating Dear Old Mom And
Dad
To Riding Your Bike,
Midday Past
The Three
Piece Suits-
To Fruits - To No
Absolutes-
To Absolut - To Choice-
To The
Village Voice-
To Any Passing Fad
To
Being An Us - For Once-
Instead Of A
Them-
ALL
La Vie Boheme
La Vie
Boheme
MAUREEN
Is The Equipment In A
Pyramid?
JOANNE
It Is,
Maureen
MAUREEN
The Mixer Doesn't
Have A Case
Don't Give Me That
Face
MR.
GREY
Ahhemm
MAUREEN
Hey
Mister-She's My Sister
RESTAURANT
MAN
So That's Five Miso Soup,
Four
Seaweed Salad
Three Soy Burger
Dinner, Two Tofu
Dog Platter
And One
Pasta With Meatless Balls
A
BOY
Ugh
COLLINS
It Tastes The
Same
MIMI
If You Close Your
Eyes
RESTAURANT MAN
An Thirteen
Orders Of Fries
Is That It
Here?
ALL
Wine & Beer!
MIMI
& ANGEL
To Hand-Crafted Beers Made
In
Local Breweries
To Yoga, To Yogurt, To
Rice And
Beans And Cheese
To Leather, To
Dildos
To Curry Vindaloo
To Huevos
Rancheros And Maya Angelou
MAUREEN &
COLLINS
Emotion Devotion, To Causing
A
Commotion,
Creation,
Vacation
MARK
Mucho
Masturbation
MAUREEN &
COLLINS
Compassion, To Fashion, To
Passion
When It's New
COLLINS
To
Sontag
ANGEL
To
Sondheim
FOUR PEOPLE
To Anything
Taboo
COLLINS & ROGER
Ginsberg,
Dylan, Cunningham And
Cage
COLLINS
Lenny
Bruce
ROGER
Langston
Hughes
MAUREEN
To The
Stage
PERSON #1
To
Uta
PERSON #2
To
Buddha
PERSON #3
Pablo Neruda,
Too
MARK & MIMI
Why Dorothy And Toto
Went Over The
Rainbow
To Blow Off Auntie
Em
ALL
La Vie
Boheme
MAUREEN
And Wipe The Speakers
Off Before
You Pack
JOANNE
Yes,
Maureen
MAUREEN
Well - Hurry
Back
MR.
GREY
Sisters?
MAUREEN
We're
Close
ANGEL, COLLINS, MAUREEN, MARK, MR.
GREY
Brothers!
MARK, ANGEL, MIMI &
THREE OTHERS
Bisexuals, Trisexuals, Homo
Sapiens
Carcinogens, Hallucinogens,
Men,
Pee Wee Herman
German Wine,
Turpentine, Gertrude Stein
Antonioni,
Bertolucci, Kurosawa
Carmina
Burana
ALL
To Apathy, To Entropy, To
Empathy, Ecstasy
Vaclav Havel - The Sex
Pistols, 8BC
To No Shame - Never Playing
The
Fame Game
COLLINS
To
Marijuana
ALL
To Sodomy
It's
Between God And Me
To S &
M
BENNY
Waiter...Waiter...Waiter
ALL
La
Vie Boheme
COLLINS
In honor of the
death of bohemia and impromtu
salon will
commence immediately following
dinner... Mimi
Marquez, clad only in bubble wrap,
will
perform her famous lawn chair-handcuff
dance
to the sounds of iced tea being
stirred.
ROGER
Mark Cohen will
preview his new documentary about
his
inability to hold an erection on high holy
days.
MARK
Maureen Johnson, back
from her spectacular
one-night engagement at
the eleventh street
lot, will sing native
american tribal chants
backwards through her
vocoder, while
accompanying herself on the
electric cello-
which she has never
studied.
BENNY
Your New Boyfriend
Doesn't Know
About
Us
MIMI
There's Nothing To
Know
BENNY
Don't You Think That We
Should Discuss --
MIMI
It Was Three
Months Ago
BENNY
He Doesn't Act Like
He's With You
MIMI
We're Taking It
Slow
BENNY
Where Is He
Now?
MIMI
He's Right --
Hmm
BENNY
Uh
Huh
MIMI
Where'd He
Go?
MARK
Roger will attempt to write
a bittersweet,
evocative song
(Roger
picks up a guiter and
plays)
MARK
That Doesn't Remind Us
Of
'Musetta's
Waltz'
COLLINS
Angel
Dumott Schunard Will Model The
Latest Fall
Fashions From Paris While
Accompanying
Herself On The 10 Gallon
Plastic Pickle
Tub
ANGEL
And Collins Will Recount
his Exploits
As An Anarchist - Including The
Tale Of
His Successful Reprogramming Of
The
M.I.T. Virtual Reality Equipment To
Self-
Destruct, As It Broadcast The
Words.
ALL
'Actual Reality - Act Up
- Fight
AIDS'
BENNY
Check!!
MIMI
Excuse
Me - Did I Do Something Wrong?
I Get Invited -
Then Ignored - All Night
Long
ROGER
I've Been Trying - I'm
Not Lying
No One's Perfect, I've Got
Baggage
MIMI
Life's Too Short - Babe
- Time Is Flying
I'm Looking For Baggage That
Goes
With Mine
ROGER
I Should
Tell You--
MIMI
I've Got Baggage
Too
ROGER
I Should Tell
You--
BOTH
Baggage -
Wine--
OTHERS
And
Beer!
MIMI
AZT
Break
ROGER
You?
MIMI
Me.
You?
ROGER
Mimi
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