Scanner lyrics

Artist  : Retard-o-bot 
Song : Scanner



 Send "Scanner" Ringtone to your Cell 

 
Check your rearview and make sure



there's no cops within view



And then don't stop



There's pedal to the right, push it floor







Get a jammer so the speed won't clock



Fuck the cops, this system sucks



Vicki Kohaulis can suck my balls







That bitch is sick



Testimony that she won't forget



She sides with the pig







Didn't do a thing



When you looked me over



Still ain't did shit



But you pull me over







Wrong place, wrong time



Don't confuse it



Give a dick a badge



And they'll abuse it







Pull me over so you can show



How tuff you are



In your bad boy cop car







You're a rebel from high school



What better way to rebel



then making my life a living hell







You think you're hot



But you're really not



You're just a hillbilly



Red neck mother fucking jock







Didn't do a thing



When you looked me over



Still ain't did shit



But you pull me over







Wrong place, wrong time



Don't confuse it



Give a dick a badge



And they'll abuse it







Three cops, to write a bogus ticket



Grab a hold of my dick and lick it



Lick it and like it



And love it and suck it







Most of these cops are fucking useless



They'll pull you over with lame excuses



Need evidence but they can't produce it







But the judge don't care



You have hair



Pokin' out everywhere







Didn't do a thing



When you looked me over



Still ain't did shit



But you pull me over







Wrong place, wrong time



Don't confuse it



Give a dick a badge



And they'll abuse it







Didn't do a thing



When you looked me over



Still ain't did shit



But you pull me over







Wrong place, wrong time



Don't confuse it



Give a dick a badge



And they'll abuse it