Tree Hugger lyrics

Artist  : Rugburns 
Song : Tree Hugger



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 I’d rather have a shitty girlfriend than a shitty
car
If my girlfriend starts to get on my nerves I
could travel really far
I’d rather have a shitty meal than a shitty
resume
’cause a totally awesome resume will feed me
steak one day
I’d rather have a shitty body than a shitty
voice
On my body I could wear some clothes, on my voice
I have no choice

Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild
oats
Let’s move to the hills together and raise some
chicken and goats
I don’t need tofu if I’ve got you to help me
forget those buggers, oh
We’ll forget our differences and live like a
couple tree huggers

The earth is so polluted I could never walk
barefoot, ouch
On earth day I was going to plant some trees, but
I planted my as* on the couch
I try to eat what’s good for me, but I like
captain crunch
And an extra large snickers bar with a glass of
hawaiian punch
I was going to join an ad hoc committee, but I
don’t know what ad hoc means
I think it’s a special kind of rock for stone
washed denim jeans

Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild
oats
Let’s move to the hills together and raise some
chicken and goats
I don’t need tofu if I’ve got you to help me
forget those buggers, oh
We’ll forget our differences and live like a
couple tree huggers

I went to a special school for kids whose parents
were catholic
On hot dog day we could wear what we wanted, I
always ate four and got sick
Once I kissed a girl behind the convent and I got
really flustered
I’ll never forget the way she smelled, she tasted
just like mustard
Now every time I go to the market and I reach the
mustard row
I have to hurry up and leave or my crotch begins
to grow

Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild
oats
Let’s move to the hills together and raise some
chicken and goats
I don’t need tofu if I’ve got you to help me
forget those buggers, oh
We’ll forget our differences and live like a
couple tree huggers

As a child I was pretty sick, I could make my arm
come out of it’s socket
I used to like a girl scout once she put her hand
inside of my pocket
I used to go to church a lot, I was an altar boy
Got to ring the bells at communion time, it gave
me special joy
Don’t know what I believe in now, I’m filled with
foggy guilt
I’m too scared not to believe in god, I never
touch myself under my quilt

Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild
oats
Let’s move to the hills together and raise some
chicken and goats
I don’t need tofu if I’ve got you to help me
forget those buggers, oh
Every day’ll be hot dog day and we’ll live like a
couple tree huggers