Wonderland lyrics

Artist  : Sandgeese 
Song : Wonderland



 Send "Wonderland" Ringtone to your Cell 

 
Welcome to Wonderland

Come and have a lovely poo

Play with the flowers and the puffy clouds

And punch a gnome or two



Then the big bad molestor

Paedophilia

Championa comes and gives you up the bum



Then you go back to Wonderland

And your mummy asks you why you're holding your
bum

You say it was the rough slippery dip

But you know it was the old man's thumb



Then you remember the thoughts

Taunts

Championa, and you cry



Where's my mummy?

Where's my daddy?

Where's my candy?

Old man



I want my mummy

I want my daddy

I want my candy

Old man,

Old man!



Then you remember how wonderful it felt

Your first sexual experience

And now that its over, you have to be upset

For you have to wait another thirteen years