Listenin To The Radio lyrics

Artist  : Sandler Adam 
Song : Listenin To The Radio
 








  
 
 
 
 
 
 
  








[Sounds of Basketball being shot
around]
Sandler: "Hey man, I'm joining a
religious cult."
Allen: "Now, that's
ridiculous."
Sandler: "Well, I'm
joining it, so you gotta sign up
too."
Allen: "What are you talking
about?"
Sandler: "Hey, don't fuck me
on this, man, just sign up."
Allen:
"No, I'm not going to join a
cult!"
Sandler: "I can't believe
you're pulling this shit on me after
Monday
night --"
Allen:
"What?
Sandler: "-- I wanted to
watch Monday Night Football and you wanted
to
watch that other show and we watched your
show -- I did that for you!"
Allen:
"Yeah, well, you kept flippin' back to the
game."
Sandler: "I WANTED TO SEE THE
FUCKIN' SCORE! Whadda you gotta do that's
so
fucking importnat you can't join the religious
cult with me?"
Allen: "Well, I was
gonna go sunbathing."
Sandler: "Oh,
boy, no no, I don't think you should do that.
Because this
guy, Russell -- he's the
leader-guy of the cult --"
Allen:
"-- yeah --"
Sandler: "-- he
was rambling on during one of the speeches about
the sun
being bad, like the beast can't come
out because the sun's too bright
and the sun
hurts his eyes or something -- you show up all
sunburned and
that guy's gonna get pissed at
you and me!"
Allen: "Well, I'm not
in the cult, so I don't have to worry
about
pissing the leader guy
off!"
Sandler: "Look, I'm --
starting to believe in some of the stuff the
cult
guy's been saying -- some of it makes a
lot of sense!
Allen: "Well, good, but I
don't want to join the cult. We can still
hang
out; I just won't be in it with
you."
Sandler: "The point is, I'm
not gonna have time to hang out with
you
because I'm gonna be fuckin' busy with
this fuckin' cult!"
Allen: "So I'll
visit on weekends -- we'll work it
out."
Sandler: "No, the weekends are
like the busiest time -- that's when we
go to
flea malls and fuckin' malls and talk people into
joining, man!"
Allen: "Can I join for
just a little while? I told my dad I'd go
visit
him in Florida in three
weeks."
Sandler: "Well, just, we'll
ask then, but we gotta join now."
Allen:
"What's the hurry?"
Sandler:
"There's a girl I wanna meet there, what the
fuck's your
problem?"
Allen:
"Well, I mean I don't really have to believe
in this stuff, do
I?"
Sandler:
"No, no, just fuckin' tell everybody you
believe in this shit
-- when they say the sun
sucks, go, "Yeah, fuck the sun, I fuckin'
hate
it too, long live the fuckin'
beast."
Allen: "I don't know, man.
This is crazy."
Sandler: "Look,
they're gonna give you clothers, a free haircut,
you're
gonna get food --"
Allen:
"-- it's not gonna be one of those weird
haircuts, is it?"
Sandler: "It's
gonna be a haircut, all right? You said you need
a
haircut, they're gonna fuckin' cut your
hair. You're going in, saving
twelve bucks,
just fuckin' do it!"
Allen: "Do you
think the hot girl has a friend for
me?"
Sandler: "Yeah, sure, and if
she doesn't, she'll go out and recruit one
for
you!"
Allen: "Well, all right. But,
hey, if I don't like it, I'm going to
escape,
man."
Sandler: "OK, that's up to
you."
"Three weeks
later!"
[Chanting repeatedly] "The
night time is the right time! The night
time
is the right time!"
Sandler:
"Hey buddy, are you glad you did
this?"
Allen: "Oh, this is the best
thing I ever did. Thank you."
Sandler:
"You're not mad at them making you, uh, kill
your father, are
you?"
Allen: "You
know, it's like they said. It was the only way to
save him."
Sandler: "You're a good
guy."
Allen: "You're a better
one."
[Chanting resumes]