Masturbata lyrics

Artist  : Sandler Adam 
Song : Masturbata



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 (A.Sandler)
Sitting in my house, and I know
that I'm alona,
Feeling kinda horny, got a
jingle in my bona.
Go and grab a Penthouse its
the one with Sharon Stona.
Hey
Masturbata!!
I go a little faster and its
feeling kind of nicea,
Once ain't enough so I
have to do it twicea.
If you wanna spank the
monkey I can give you good advicea.
Hey
Masturbata!!
I use some baby oil or a little
Vaselina,
Laying down a towel so I keep my
carpet cleana.
Never shake my hand cause you
don't know where its beena
Hey
Masturbata!!
I do it in the car when I'm
driving down the streeta,
One hand on the
wheel and the other's on my meata.
I can't get
out the car cause I'm sticking to the
seata.
Hey Masturbata!
Since I was a kid I
have been a Masturbata,
choke the chicken, hum
the knob, squeezing the tomata.
I've looked at
Ms. November now I'n gonna decorate her.
Hey
Masturbata!
Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard
shaking bacona,
Pounding on the flounder and
its mayonnaise I'm makinga.
Spank the frank,
wax the carrot, god my hand is achinga.
Hey
Masturbata!