Crap Rap lyrics

Artist  : Saosin 
Song : Crap Rap



 Send "Crap Rap" Ringtone to your Cell 

 Yo DJ ?? Push the muthafuckin 

What button you talkin about? 

Bitch, you know the muthafuckin button 

you push it everyday, big ol’ round blue
thang. 

Nigga you crazy. 

(Fart) 

Look nigga my eyes are watering. 

My ass is talking. I don’t know that im
doing 

you hurry up and push that button before I get


pissed off nigga push the button. 

Alrite nigga I got the button. 

Yippee ya yo muthafuckas 

this is Shawny Dryhump(?) On a long hard mile.


Oh shit, oh shit, oooh shit 

and here I go 

Heres a little story on why I like it dry 

when my daddy showed this it made me wanna cry


I was only 5 and he was really drunk 

mommy had just left him so he crawled into my
bunk 

he said "Give it to me or else ill kill your
mom" (mommy) 

im so glad I did it cuz baby, it’s the
bomb. 

My virgin asshole, oooaaah fuck yeah daddy 

now im all grown with hair all on my sack 

and all I ever think about is men up in my crack


jizzin in my hole and when I felt a fart (stinky)


I love it when my boyfriend lays me down and
spreads the cheeks apart. 

Ooh yeah oooh yeah you should get that on video.


Ah Ah Eee come on baby give me that meat aoh aoh
eee 

ah ah Eee come on baby give me that meat (give me
that meat you little bitch) 

aoh aoh ee (give me that sweet meat) 

Says who. 

Little nigga ?? Couldnt make it today. 

So me and shawn are feelin, we’d like to
say Hey! 

Tibs a little bitch, 

well hes my little stallion we have naked battles
and he rams my battalion. 

he might be short but the bastard can wrestle.


he rips my clothes off and pins me in the
asshole. 

Ooh shit, oh me, oh my! 

remember when that faggot squirted yogurt in your
eye. 

Oh yeah it was great till I fell down the stairs.


My asshole bled all over your favorite underwear.


Haha see haha hoe 

god damnit, shit could I go for a blow! 

I really have a craving for some stinky man
chowda 

put it in my stinky star, I swear ill scream
louda. 

Will do 

All you men from front to back 

wave your hands and get down on your knees 

drop your pants and slap that ass 

and anal sex, yes please! 

All you men from front to back 

wave your hands and get down on your knees 

Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up 

Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up 

Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up 

Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up 

All together now, 

Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up 

Get it. Get it boy 

Hey, hey yall niggas better step back 

alrite , this is chris-a-licious up in this house
(get it boy) 

this house! Holla!(You get that boy) 

so step the fuck back cuz yall niggas are wack
(Booyah!) 

Im not gay but my boyfriend is. 

Hes a buff ass nigger with sum tasty ass jizz.


I like you sweet ass, rub it on my face, 

and when I say sweet I meant sweet to the taste.


A nasty nigga with anal on my mind. 

I'll impress you with my dancing then ill sneak
up from behind. 

Ill give you a stick, and you wont turn back.


cuz all you girls vaginas are crazy smelly wack.


So Get it, slap it, spank it, and grease it up.


Cuz baby I aint kidding when I say, when I say,


when I say, “I wanna fuck!� 

My rod of pleasure will probe your insides. 

I’ll rob you of your dignity but you wont
run and hide. 

So come inside, take a suckle of my forest, 

or step back hetero and make room for the chorus.


Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up 

All togethernow 

Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up 

Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up 

Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up 

Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up 

Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up 

grease it up, grease that shit up you silly
bitch. 

You better give me that fat cock. Aaahhh