Amendment Song lyrics

Artist  : Simpsons 
Song : Amendment Song



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Boy: Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps
of Congress?
Amendment: I'm not garbage,
kid.

I'm an amendment to be
Yes an
amendment to be
And I'm hoping that they
ratify me
There's a lot of flag burners
Who
have got too much freedom
I wanna make it legal
for policemen
To beat 'em 'cause there's limits
to our liberty
At least I hope and pray that
there are
'Cause those liberal freaks go too
far

Boy: But why can't we just make a law
against flag burning?
Amendment: Because that
law would be unconstitutional
But if we
CHANGED the Constitution...
Boy: Then we could
make all sorts of crazy laws!
Amendment: Now
you're catching on!

Bart: What the hell is
this?
Lisa: It's one of those campy 70s
throwbacks that appeal to Generation
X-ers
Bart: We need another Vietnam. Thin out
their ranks a little.

Boy: But what if
people say you're not good enough to be in the
Constitution?
Amendment: Then I"ll crush
all opposition to me
And I'll make Ted Kennedy
pay
If he fights back
I'll say that he's
gay
Congressman: Good news, Amendment! They
ratified you.
You're in the U.S.
Constitution!
Amendment: Oh yeah! Door's open,
boys!

(sounds of gun and bomb-toting
amendments running into the Capitol)