Scorpio!
He'll sting you
with his dreams, of power and wealth.
Beware of... Scorpio!
His twisted twin
obsessions are his plot to rule the world
And his employee's health.
He'll welcome
you into his lair
Like the nobleman welcomes
his guest!
With free dental care and a stock
plan that helps you invest!
But beware of
his generous pensions
Plus three weeks paid
vacation each year
And on Fridays the lunch
room serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!
He loves German beer!