I'd like to drop my trousers to the world I am
a man of means (of slender means) Each
household appliance Is like a new science in
my town And if the day came when I felt
a Natural emotion I'd get such a shock I'd
probably jump In the ocean And when a train
goes by It's such a sad sound No ... It's
such a sad thing I'd like to drop my trousers
to the Queen Every sensible child will know
what this means The poor and the needy Are
selfish and greedy on her terms And if the day
came when I felt a Natural emotion I'd get
such a shock I'd probably jump In the
ocean And when a train goes by It's such a
sad sound No ... It's such a sad
thing And when I'm lying in my bed I think
about life And I think about death And
neither one particularly appeals to me And if
the day came when I felt a Natural
emotion I'd get such a shock I'd probably
lie In the middle of the street and die I'd
lie down and die ... Oh, oh