Beelz lyrics

Artist  : Stephen Lynch 
Song : Beelz



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 Beelz - Stephen Lynch

(Intro) 

I figured since I wrote a song about you know God
and Jesus and all that I would have to give the
opposition even time. 



(Song) 

Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have
been here 

To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into
his ear 

I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen from on
high 

I go by many names by there is one you cannot
deny 

My name is Satan, hi everybody! 

Ahh, let me tell you a little about myself 

My friends all call me old scratch and I am a
Capricorn 

My turn ons are romantic walks and killing the
unborn 

I’ve got little devil horns, and a little
Goatee, 

little devil eyes to help a little devil see 

little cloven hoofs that make it kinda hard to
ski 

I’m Satan, Woo Hoo! 



Mephistopheles 



My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me
Beelz 

I love to watch Fox news and then go club some
baby seals 

Then I’ll take a bubble bath and drink a
Zinfandel 

Try to wash off that baby seal smell 

And then I’ll make a toast to me 

Hey, here’s to my hell.. 

Th… My name is Satan. Ah Hah! 



To carry on evil ways I went and had a son 

And now he makes his living as a singing comedian


I’m in every Zeppelin album 

I’m in all Rush Limbaugh’s rants


I’m the reason that the Boston Red Sox
even had a chance 



And if I want to eat your soul, I’ll just
throw it on a griddle. 

I don’t need to make a deal, I
don’t need to tell a riddle 

And fuck Charlie Daniels I don’t care if
he can fiddle 

I’m Satan. 



The Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking
for a soul to steal 

That’s fucking bullshit because I
wouldn’t be caught dead in Georgia 

Ok, it’s like Oh my God! 

Six, Six, Six! 



(outro) 

Satan! Look, that’s just how I picture
him. You fucking think of whatever you want.