D And D lyrics

Artist  : Stephen Lynch 
Song : D And D



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i got my twelve sided die and im ready to roll
with a wizard and my goblin crew,

my friends are comin over to my moms basement
bringin funyuns and the mountain dew,

i got a big broad sword made out of cardboard and
that stereo's a-pumpin zeppelin,

its that time of the night we turn on the black
light let the dungeons and the dragons begin,

it's d&d!

fighting with the legends of yore.

it's d&d!

never kissed lady before (nope).

now the lord of the rings the dark crystal and
things,

we use these as a reference tool,

and when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock
jokes we're the coolest kids in the school...



no we're not

i know



now tiche's a real bastard but a fair dungeon
master,

he's got hit points and charisma to lend,

i rehearse in my room or what i call the dragons
tomb when im not im with my girlfriend,

its d&d...wait...



youve got a girlfriend?

yeah. yeah...no.



its d&d!

warriors that terrify.

its d&d!

virgins til the day we...



1,2,3,4!



die!