Wedgies lyrics

Artist  : Sudden Death 
Song : Wedgies



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No matter what the underwear goes up your
behind

Buy what size you want, the underwear don't
stop

Climin' up your butt for an embarrassing time

It's called a wedgie, and there's nothing you can
do

Because the power of the wedge overpowers you

It's a magical force that pulls your underwear
up

Get a wedgie and walkin' is tough



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It's a magical force that nobody understands

It's a universal threat to your mind

Your voice gets hoarse and there's sweat in your
hands

As the wedgie goes up your behind

Guard your back give a warning to your
friends

Don't try livin' life on the edge

Watch out for the attack, it's a powerful
trend

It's the magical force of the wedge



Some call it sick some call it obscene

You can see his butt-crack right through the
dude's jeans

I don't know which is worse, a wedge up their
back

Or when they bend over, carpenter crack

It's a form of torture for nerds of all sorts

Just lift 'em in the air by the back of their
shorts

I bought a couple pairs from a Star Trek
store

And they boldly went where they've never gone
before

Once they go up they feel like plastic

Time turns 'em into swiss cheese with an
elastic

It won't be long, in fact it's quite soon

You can keep your pants on and still chuck a full
moon

Everybody gets 'em, everybody picks 'em

Everybody hates it when their underwear tricks
'em

Some poeple pick wedgies discretely, some
bold

Some poeple look like they're diggin' for
gold



[chorus]