99 Problems lyrics

Artist  : T Ice 
Song : 99 Problems



 Send "99 Problems" Ringtone to your Cell 

 												
														   featuring Brother Marquis  

  

 [Ice T]  

 Yeah  last year a lot of motherfuckers ask me 


 Why did you no ??? some shit  

 But this year I went to Miami and got my nigger 


 From 2 Live Brother Marquis in the house  

  

 [Brother Marquis] Yeah I am the motherfuckin
nigger  

 [Ice T]  

 Yeah  we are goin to answer the questions about
girl problems  

 Always nigger has his girl problem  Marq  

 [Brother Marquis] Ah  tell'em man  tell'em  

 [Ice-T] Lemme tell you what time is it...  

  

 [Ice-T]  

 I got a whore from the east  

 Got a whore from the west  

 Got a whore that likes to jack it off  

 And rubb it in her chest  

 I got a whore from the north  

 A whore from the south  

 A whore that likes to suck at long and hold it
in her mouth  

 I got a bitch with hair  

 A bitch with none  

 A bitch with a knife  

 A bitch with a gun  

 A bitch with an ass bigger than the T.V. set 


 And there is a bitch over there  

 Hey the one I am gonna get  

 But yo, maybe not, she might not like me though 


 No sweat to event  

 I sell my sister though, word.  

 I sell the whole damn herd  

 I fuck em all and leave em on the culrve  

 I got a bitch with a mic  

 Who like perfector link  

 Who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the
kitchen sink  

 Got a bitch with tits  

 A bitch with ass  

 A bitch with none  

 But hey I give her the best  

  

 But I love em all I love em crazily  

 And they love me back thats why they stay with
me  

 So if you have a girl problem  

 I'll be there for you son  

 Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one  

 Hit it  

  

 No a bitch ain't one  

  

 [Ice-T]  

 I got a bitch thats old  

 A bitch who is new  

 A bitch who likes velvet in the colors blue  

 I got a bitch who is fat  

 A bitch who is built  

 A bitch that all her titties give up her milk 


 I got a bitch who is funny  

 A bitch who ain't  

 A bitch who can sing  

 A bitch who can't  

 A bitch who love fuckin on the airplane  

 I even got a bitch off soul train (not for sure)
 

 I got a bitch who is over ragged up pins  

 Long ends  

 I got a bitch who is broke as a bomb  

 But she is the most fun  

 I got a bitch who play piano  

 A bitch who don't  

 A bitch who dances naked  

 A bitch who won't  

 A bitch who's short  

 A bitch who's tall  

 A bitch who burns my pager with priority calls 


  

 And I love em all I love em crazily  

 And they love me back thats why they stay with
me  

 So if you have a girl problem  

 I'll be there for you son  

 Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one  

 Hit me  

  

 [Ice-T]  

 Yo Marquis you from Miami man,  

 Why won't you show those motherfuckers all the
over the world  

 That 2 Live style of how a bitch is threated 


 Motherfucker a nigger like you  

  

 [Brother Marquis]  

 I got 99 problems a bitch ain't one  

 I am going not to threat any whores  

 Cause I don't need none of em  

 Push them to temptation  

 Ditch to persuasion  

 All the whores suck cock  

 Nigger how you play em  

 Thats why I don't sleep with em  

 I just freak on em  

 Gig the dick in their mouth  

 Take it out  

 And I sky on them  

 That nigger that white nighter  

 The bitch exciter  

 I only love my whores when I go up inside em 


 Problem number one is gettin money  

 I rather take the green than sit the honey  

 So don't expect none  

 Cause I ain't offering  

 And I go hunting my bitch cause I ain't
softening  

 Cause I never never softening  

 Pulling demands on em  

 Fuckin em and scream on them  

 The wham bamb thank you mam  

 The game is ran on em  

 So fuck how you feel  

 You are fuckin cheap thrill  

 I hope you took the pill I won't pay the bill 


 Getting pussy is just another expense  

 Your pussy pays the bills  

 The dick pays the rent  

 I only need a hope from one thing and thats to
come  

 I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one  

  

 [Ice-T]  

 Ha!  

 You Marquis my motherfuckin you got problems man
?  

 A bitch ain't one  

 Ah shit  

 Let me tell you how to do that shit  

  

 [Ice-T & (Marquis)]  

 (I got a bitch that loves to gink)  

 She'll fuck you  

 After she fucks me  

 (I got a bitch who loves both)  

 I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes  

 I got a bitch that's fast  

 A bitch that's slow  

 (A bitch that is a virgin  

 And a bitch that is a hoe)  

 A bitch that lies  

 (A bitch that trues)  

 A bitch who is a man  

 Because they are bitches too  

 I got a bitch that is cool  

 (A bitch that is hut)  

 A bitch who loves rap  

 A bitch who loves rock  

 A bitch who is lost  

 And one who know what is that  

 She gets right in front of me  

 And posses like a cat  

  

 [Brother Marquis]  

 I got a bitch that runs  

 I got a bitch that walks  

 I got a bitch that yells  

 I got a bitch who talk  

  

 [Ice-T]  

 I got a bitch that is dirty  

 Got a bitch that is neat  

 I got a super farm bitch that I am not gonna
swap me  

  

 And I love em all I love em crazily  

 And they love me back thats why they stay with
me  

 So if you have a girl problem  

 I'll be there for you son  

 Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one  

 Hit me  

  

 [Ice-T]  

 No a bitch ain't one  

 [Marquis]  

 Ah, you know a bitch ain't one  

  

 Outro:  

 [Ice-T]  

 You know what I am saying  

 I got problems my motherfuckin rent Marquis  

 But a bitch ain't one  

  

 [Brother Marquis]  

 Maybe got yourself nothing man  

 Fucking  

 Ragging  

 Spanking  

 Assholes nigger  

  

 [Ice-T]  

 A bitch ain't one  

 I got a problems stay out here on the streets 


 With the police tryin to take them out  

 You know  

 But a bitch ain't one  

 Got problems motherfuckers  

 Buying my records  

 But a bitch ain't one  

 [Brother Marquis]  

 Fuck em all  

 Fuck em motherfucker  

 [Ice-T]  

 You know what I am saying  

 A bitch ain't one  

 Got problems man  

 [Brother Marquis]  

 All of motherfuckers kiss my motherfuckin ass