The Waitress lyrics

Artist  : Tech N9ne 
Song : The Waitress



 Send "The Waitress" Ringtone to your Cell 

 (Hi, may I take your order?)



Dwamn!

Hey, that's all I'ma say right
now

I'm at a loss for words, girl, you,
girl, gon' take that bow

You lookin... boy,
my lady would hate this

If she knew that I
was out with her but I'm trippin off the
waitress



[VERSE 1]

Woo shit!
Who's this? Baby, why you do this?

I'm
sittin here with another female and it's 'posed
to be exclusive

Beauty, fully loaded booty
hips and thighs

I want a raspberry
lemonade, baby, and whatever yo name is on the
side

You speak unique, beautiful teeth I
just peeped

It's makin me weak to the point
I can't even eat

Cause you give me
butterflies, them butter thighs need to be
publicized

A wonderful face and waist
that's great and there's no mistake that I love
the eyes

Never like them other guys, cause
when I want it I'm on it

The way I'm
watchin you feel uncomfortable, don't it?

But I'm thinkin you should be in movies and
this you need to quit

Then suddenly under
my table I got a kick



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I'm with my girlie but I'm lookin at the
waitress

I'm at a business meeting trippin
off the waitress

Can't think of eatin, man,
my girl will really hate this

I'm sittin
here with her but starin at the waitress

And I like the way the waitress (work that,
work that)

Come get your money, girl, and
(work that, work that)

I really like the
way you (work that, work that)

Can I get
you on the floor? (Work that, work that)

The waitress got it goin on



[VERSE
2]

Take my order anytime, I come here many
times

A week so she can give me mine, baby
girl is plenty fine

Business meeting,
capital grin, was sippin when she caught my
eye

When she came over to us I said, "Can I
get yo number on the fly?"

Smell like no
other, look like she strip undercover

Wish
I could follow her home and just say thank you to
her mother

Another interested brother who'd
love to become your lover

Burn rubber to
the spot to tell my dogs how much I dug ya

Outta here but I'm not gonna leave this place
without gettin in yo face

I'm not a
disgrace so I gotta see how you taste

And I
move at a puma's pace

So baby please if you
find the time to get up out the weeds

I
wanna make you my squeeze cause these other
chicks you supercede

I call her waitress
and homie, I call him server

The waiter's a
bloody murder, I never wanna hear no murmur no
further

Cause she's bliss, I'm tryin to get
in yo knicks

I want you so my order you can
86



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[VERSE 3]

And don't be tippin her below 20 percent

She need plenty for rent, leave her with
pennies, then see her vent

To get money's
her purpose, you don't tip, go get burgers

Believe her's is for TIPS meaning Tuition
Ensuring Prompt Service

I'm nervous cause
I'm gawkin mom's curvage

I'm beyond
flirtish, us hookin up we both concert it

Where you get that smell from? She would never
tell one

But she told me this, she say me
she liked me cause I'm well done

Now your
girl lookin real, real stanky, ain't she?

Cause she know you lookin at the waitress
thinkin hanky-panky

Her attitude is
wonderful, even got the strength to thank me

Even though she a single parent breakin her
back but ain't so cranky

I had to make her
my girl, now she gon' eat with me

Southern
booty, mane, I truly never need to flee

I'm
stayin focused, the waitress got me posted

But dwamn, look at that booty on the
hostess...



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