Drive-thru lyrics

Artist  : Tenacious D 
Song : Drive-thru



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 JB: Kage...

KG: Yeah?

JB: Let's go to this drive-thru.

(Motor Sounds)

KG: Oh good, I'm starvin'.

Drive-thru guy: (mumbles)

JB: Yeah, um...ah

Drive-thru guy: May I have your order?

JB: Yeah, hold on a second, I'm lookin' at the
menu

Drive-thru guy: okay

JB: ...ah l-

Drive-thru guy: would you like special curly
fries?

JB: Please, don't, don't offer me anything...
I'll tell you what I want. 

um...ok...you know how you have the six-piece
nuggets?

Drive-thru guys: six piece mcnuggets.

JB: Just, uh, can you give me just four nuggets?
I'm, I'm tryin'to...

Drive thru-guy: They come in six or twelve
piece...do you want service?

JB: Shut up and listen to my order. Take the six
nuggets, and throw two of them 

away. I'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing. I'm
tryin to watch my calorie 

intake.

Drive-thru guy: They come in six or twelve pieces
sir...

JB: Put two of them up your ass, and give me four
chicken mcnuggets. And then, 

uh, can I have a junior western bacon chee? A
JUNIOR western bacon chee. I'm 

trying to watch my figure.

Drive-thru guy: Western Bacon Cheeseburger...

JB: A JUNIOR Western Bacon Chee...

Drive-thru guy: Would you like that with
onions?

JB: No Onions.

Drive-thru guy: Okay, Junior Bacon Chee...Total
is $6.57

JB: Okay, and I'm gonna go with a fillet of fish
sandwich, since that has less 

calories, 'cuz it's fish.

Drive-thru guy: Fillet of Fish...

JB: Now if you could take a Coca-Cola, and just
go half Coca-Cola, half Diet 

Coke...'cuz I'm tryin to watch my figure...Tryin
to loose some of the weight.

Drive-thru guy: You want half Coca-Cola,
half...

JB: Um, and a SMALL, a *SMALL* Chocolate Shake.
Because I'm tryin to watch my 

figure, not a large, a small.

Drive-thru guy: It come's in medium-small or
medium-large.

JB: Um...

Drive-thru guy: Small Chocolate Shake.

JB: Also a small seasoned-curlies

Drive-thru guy: Seasoned-curlies...

JB: Small, seasoned-curlies.

Drive-thru guy: Okay I got the small
seasoned-curlies...western bacon 

cheeseburger...

JB: Okay, uh...Fuck my ass, what else? Give me,
uh...alright. Cherries Jubilee 

and that's it.

Drive-thru guy: Cherries Jubilee.

JB: Wait, Kage, what do you want?

KG: Ah...Jeez, let me have a...I think I want the
regular, uh, western 

bacon-cheeseburger, Large shake, um...

JB: Oh God! Come on with the order.

KG: I'm...

JB: Take forever.

KG: That's all I want. That's all I want...

JB: good. How much is that sir?

Drive-thru guy: That'll be, uh, $14.75. At the
window please, will you drive up?

JB: Do you have any money?

KG: Oh shoot, um, oh god. Yeah, I got...do you
have s...I got like...

JB: Give it to me.

KG: Alright, here.

JB: Okay, we only have, uh...alright. I'm gonna
need to cancel the last two 

things on the order. Okay, thank you, let's
go.

(Motor Sounds)