Spiderman lyrics

Artist  : Tenacious D 
Song : Spiderman



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Spiderman, Spiderman

Does whatever a spider can 

I-Is he strong? Listen bud

He got the radioactive blood

Hey there!  There goes the Spiderman

Ohhh!!!!! 



Is he strong? Listen bud

He got the radioactive blood

Can he swing, from a thread?

Take a look overhead

Hey there!  There goes the Spiderman

Ohhh!!!!!



David Dark comin at 'em

He's got fucking, ultimate fighter championship,
moves! 

Here comes Spidey

He's not fucking, really Spidey

His moves didn't work, because he's fucking
Spidey! 



Spiderman, doesn't look right

He looks like, cheap ass! 

Spidey, wearing the nike shoes

I can see the fucking BVDs 

Outline...oh fuck Stay totally still!



Stay totally still

It's fucking sassafrassquatch!

I've been searching for him for ten years

And now's my chance to capture 'em

I'm not moving on...fuck! 



He's using the web! He's using the web! 

Using the Spidey! He's freezing the auidence!

He's using the fucking Spidey-

Twa, it didn't hold 'em!

It fucking holds almost everbody

But it didn't work on Sass!  



He fucking used a Matrix move! 

He fucking used a Matrix move! 

Doosh! 

Ha!  What a fucking move!?

What the fuck is going down? Somebody help us



He's got the tranquilizer gun! 

David Dark's got the tranquil gun

He shot him in the ass with tranquilizer gun

But it didn't...(starts to laugh)

Why's he have his cock out? That's not right!




Here comes Sassafrass!  He's fucking, really
pissed off

Now what the fuck is happening tonight? 

It's looking like a fight! 

-No! (starts to laugh a lot)



You should've fucking known!

Not to pull out your dick in front of Sass

He'll rip that shit right off!  Now you're
fucking bummed

What are you doing..no, no no

Don't make him suck your chode!

Ah Jesus! 



He's sucking on his fucking chode! 

He's gonna shoot your fucking load

If I know Sassafrass! Who's gonna shoot the load?


Ahh! That's no ord,nary creamer! 



What the fuck? That's bad news Bears.  

That's a lotta cum! That's way too much Sass
cum

Sassafrass...he hasn't, fucking done enough



He's dragging him by the foot! He's getting him
in position

I don't know what for!-

But I think it's finger licking!  (laughs once
again)



The ultimate bomb, ya'll.  

Ah, no. The ultimate fighter championship-

He's flinging shit! And he's taking a dump...



Ah Jesus.. Wait a second, he's got him tricked!


The old stick, for the fucking Sassafrass
trick

Works every time.  See if you can, keep him
alive

That rips. Life is a great big hang up.

Whenever there's a bang up-  

You'll see Sassafrass and Spiderman!

Taking a shit on David Dark!