Lazymuthafucka lyrics

Artist  : The Coup 
Song : Lazymuthafucka



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 [Boots]

Now when I go to bed it's almost time to wake
up

Tryin' not to go to jail, tryin' not to cake
up

And even when I serve soda it would be cold as
fuck

Chillin' in my sock, servin' ice for ten
bucks

And you'd be in the house, all warm and shit

And ya ass got the sweater with the fire lit

And whatever ya want you ain't gotta lift a
finger

If ya wanna a glass of water hit the maid on the
ringer

Got a job for you under this hot ass sun

Tellin' me to hurry up and get some more shit
done

I be so tired when I spit all my word slur
together

Got so many calluses my hands are like
leather

Watchin' MTV in yo big ass chair

Tryin' out slang words while you combin' ya
hair

Ya productivity is wack bring that box here
fo-sheezy

Go get some coffee punch out before ya leave

Got cho' feet up on the desk noddin' off to
sleep

While I lift, push, pull, dig, sweat, and
sweep

I could work hard all my life and in the end
still suffer

Cause the world is controlled by you lazy
motherfuckers



[Chorus]

Lazy motherfucker, lazy mother-fucker

You's a lazy motherfucker, lazy mother-fucker



[Boots]

Now you don't wash ya ass, you got a personal
bather

If you roll out of bed it's like you doin' a
favor

You was born into paper and that behavior

For a midnight snack, you have the bedroom
catered

You ain't never learned to drive or tie ya
shoe

I got my ear to the street and my eye on you

You got a secretary to write down your
thoughts

On how to make us work hard and fatten up your
vaults

TV say if ya poor, you must be slow and
shiftless

But you pay em' to say that so we don't want it
different

Got a cook and a girl to bring the tray for
you

You're hearin' this cause somebody pushed play
for you

My head is poundin' now and my hands are
shakin'

To keep my eyelids open takes concentration

I don't get no rest it's just a stay alive
hustle

Making you stay rich without you moving a
muscle

You think of people as your tool

So when your dick salute

You have a butler get the phone and call a
prostitute

And say your sex drive's stronger than the engine
of a trucker

But she'll have to be on top cause you a lazy
motherfucker



[Chorus]



[Boots]

A hundred person house there just to sanitize

You know you don't give a fuck but they all
despise you

Millions over millions makin' shit for you to
sell

But police on alert just in case we rebel

But it's gon' happen captain, hope ya know that's
why I'm rappin'

Want the toasters start tappin' hands and gases
start clappin'

Cause this whole system's waitin' for you to kick
it in Paris

Or roll through Hong Kong in a rich all
carriage

So when you spend a dollat that's ten seconds of
my time

And when ya spend a billion that's my life and
that's a crime

Cause to me life is hard like a track that I'm
reppin' on

Callin' for the freedom of the backs that you
steppin' on

Later for the pull up ya boot strap fastened

Hard work got me to the chiropractor

But we can work hard to take back the bread and
butter

Cause all these multi-millionaires is lazy
motherfuckers



[Chorus repeated to end]