Cocktales lyrics

Artist  : Too Short 
Song : Cocktales



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H-E-A-D,
All you washed up hoes tryin to throw
that P
You're just a big freak, you better not
complain,
When you hear these cocktails and
you hear your name.
If you a fake bitch, ain't
no thing
I'll pick up the phone and call
Janine.
If I call Marie, I know for a
fact
I'm gettin fucked in my drop top
cadillac
I met this freak named
Naomi
Straight dick sucker worked me and my
homies.
She had a girlfriend, her name was
Vicki
I pulled her to the side and let her
suck my dick.
She was fine as fuck, but can't
fuck with Tina
Tina, Tina, the sperm
cleana.
I took her to my house and told her
strip
Baby got freaky-started doing the
splits.
I said, "Bitch!!! Do what you
want
Cause this true blue mack won't even
front".
I fucked her with my finger, she tried
to cum
Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give me
none
I'm Too $hort baby couldn't be no
punk
I'm trying to get freaky cause I love the
funk
My dick is big and her nigga had a little
one,
I didn't fuck her freaky ass, but it was
still fun.
I know you stop and wonder just
what it is..
It's the California lifestyle
that I live.
My name is Short, my game is
long
I freak these hoes and sing these
songs.
I know this girl named Annette
Get
her all alone and she'll suck your dick
Hella
freaky...won't say no for shit
You and her all
alone, nigga that's your bitch.
I know another
freak her name's Joanne
I always get the pussy
cuz I know I can
Finest bitch around, ain't got
no man
Everytime she cross my mind I go fuck
her again.
She's like another bitch named
Christine
Bitch so dumb, I named her
misdemeanor
Cuz it had to be a crime to be
that dumb
I took her to my house and she let
me cum in her mouth
You know I did all that
shit
She got my number, if she beep me, I'm
gonna call that bitch,
And go dig in them guts
like a gardener,
If she starts screamin', I'm
gonna fuck the bitch harder.
Cause these are
the tales, the freaky tales
These are the
tales I tell so well
You don't like my dirty
rap you can go to hell
Cuz SAhort Dogg's on
the mike tellin' cocktails.
I meet the
groupies, hookers like Kathy,
Fucking M.C.'s
cause she's so nasty,
See her backstage trying
to throw that ass,
She just like the freaks and
she had to pass me that pussy
You can't stop
the bitch
Let her roll on my rolls then I drop
the bitch
My name is Short my game is long
I
freak these hoes and sing these songs.
I know
another girl named Stephanie
Do anything she
can to have sex with me
She really don't bring
out the best in me
But I love her fine ass
laying next to me.
She's like another freak
named Nicole
So damn sprung on my diamonds and
gold
I took her to my house, she gave me the
panties
I fucked her so good she told her
friend named Angie.
Angie called me up about
two weeks later
Talking some shit about do me
player
So I did her just like
Tamara,
Taking naked pictures with my poloroid
camera.
Next they told a girl named
Rocquelle
Got my skin all under her
fingernails
She was diggin in my back while I
grind the shit
That was way back now I can't
find the bitch
But if I do, I'll probably do
the same again
Break the bitch for everything
cuz I came to pimp.
I'm Too Short baby, I
don't stop mackin
I grab the microphone and I
don't stop rappin
You can bet your life as I
spit these raps
I'll be fucking em' up like
that...BITCH.
I know another trick her name
was Shery,
I had to cut her loose cuz she
wanted to get married
Pussy so good and I do
mean very...
SOmetimes it's shaved and
sometimes it's hairy.
I'm Short Dogg ain't
nothing nice
You ever make me mad and I'll
fuck your wife
Have fun with your bitch and
have her sprung on my dick.
I guess I'll pull
it out and just cum on your bitch
Like my
other little tramp named Erika
ANywhere I want
to fuck that's where I fuck
Cuz she's the
freakiest bitch in America
Everytime I get the
pussy I just tear it up....
Cuz these are the
tales the freaky tales
These are the tales
that I tell so well
You don't like my dirty
raps you can go to hell
Cuz Short Dogg is on
the mike telling cocktales!!!!!!!!!