Pimp Me lyrics

Artist  : Too Short 
Song : Pimp Me



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So what are you sayin Todd?
So what are you
sayin Todd?
Beyotch!!

Ha-ha-ha-ha
yeah
$hort Dog still in this mothafucka for
the nine-six,
Like this

Here comes the
ho with the big nuts,
He's flowin like the
breeze
I said here comes the ho with the big
nuts,
And he's flowin like a breeze

Too
$hort:
This aint Halloween, aint no trick or
treat,
You young silly ass hoes can't get shit
for free
I give a fuck about what niggas been
buyin you,
I'm $hort Dog bitch, I aint tryin
to
Get on your good side, you better get with
me,
So we can roll in luxury
Around the
world, gettin money,
I'm pimpin hoes on
Sunday
I'm the kind of nigga you'll work all
night fo',
Won't discriminate, I'll pimp a
Chinese-White ho
You never seen money with a
black man's face,
But I swear mothafucka I
done had my taste
Can't slow down, full speed
ahead,
I'm laughin at you squares sayin pimpin
is dead
They say sex can kill, you catch AIDS
and shit,
But the fact stands, hoes get paid
from tricks

I'll never let a hoe, pimp
me
I'll never let a hoe, pimp me
And all my
hoes say (pimp me daddy)

Kool-Ace:
I'll
never ever, be pimped again,
I had to be
played once to really understand
But I
appreciate it, $hort cause I'm related,
I
probably stuck game and participated
Got
baptised, it wasn't a dream,
Now I'm mackin
with the Dangerous Crew, and smokin green
Hit
old school playas up, on their help,
And we
all decided to take a trip
We on a world tour,
checkin our clientele,
Wanna see how much pussy
these hoes can sell
Feds say this crew is
scandelous,
Wanna charge us all for pimpin and
panderin
>From the Mississippi Valley to the
A-T-L to Chi-town, Oakland,
These bitches will
understand
P-I till the day I D-I-E
Ha-ha
you'll never pimp me!!

I'll never let a
hoe, pimp me
I'll never let a hoe, pimp
me
And all my hoes say (pimp me
daddy)

*Sir Captain & Sir Charles
Talking*
Sir Charles: Ahh Sir
Captain...
Sir Captain: Yeah what's goin on
Sir Charles?
Sir Charles: Man what ever
happened to that pretty fine bitch
you had the
other day?
Sir Captain: Yeah, that old bitch
come to me the other day man,
talkin about she
wanna do an old pimp, I knocked that
bitch down
man, I asked that bitch "What part that
you
understand bitch? Because I don't
undertstand none of it,
ho, you just a ho to
me bitch, you nasty ho ho ho...
Sir Charles:
So what you sayin, you never let a bitch pimp you
man?
Sir Captain: Never man. Hey Sir Charles,
what ever happened to that
expensive broad I
seen you with, that little cutie-pie,
that
little
baby girl?
Sir Charles: Oh you
talkin bout Unique, my little-bitty
bitch...
Sir Captain: Yeah, she that little
old six-pence lookin girl, you know she
be
lookin kinda fine to me...
Sir Charles: Man
that girl went to work the other night and
brought me $999
off the street...
Sir
Captain: You go boy...
Sir Charles: She asked
me would I loan her $10 so she can get me a
grand,
I said bitch you got to be crazy, go
turn another date and
put
my money in my
mothafuckin hand...
Sir Captain: Ah man, aint
never pimpin...
Sir Charles: This aint no
joke, I'll never let a bitch pimp me...
Sir
Captain: Never, never...
Sir Charles: Say man
we rollin with this Dangerous Crew...
Sir
Captain: Oh yeah, with ol' $hort Dog, he good
with the pimpin
Sir Charles: He got ol' Suga
Ray and Ace over there
Sir Captain: Now Goldy
comin back in here, Goldy comin back in
now
Sir Charles: Oh shit, it's gonna be big
pimpin in this Atlanta, G-A

Goldy:
I be
flippin hoes like a spatula, rakin em in like a
new Acura,
Bitin em with this game makin em
mines for life like Dracula
It's like
hypnosis, I pimps your mother, I pimps yo'
sis,
Hoes be nothin but slaves for me, ready
to go to their graves for me
I'm lookin for a
ho to knock, hit em with a Goldy lock,
Get at
the ho, spit at the ho, now I got ho rollin
cock
Pimpin aint easy, I went from jeans,
t-shirts, and tennis shoes,
To gators and
suits and zebra hats, my pimpin tools, I win or
lose
My hoes be bringin me hoes, now I got
more hoes than a golf course,
With ass like a
soft horse, I get em with game and never with all
force
With a pimp stick on a pimp throne, that
lazy ho better get goin,
Ho aint workin on
Daddy's scratch, she bout to feel the grill of a
Cadillac
I was yours when the ho wouldn't
leave me, cause an agry ho would decieve
me,
But I'm ten G's ahead of that ho, you want
your shit better get it and go
But I be laughin
with Sir Captain cause he always handle what
happen,
Fall in love with the pimpin and
gettin ho money and be like fuck this
rappin

I'll never let a hoe, pimp
me
I'll never let a hoe, pimp me
And all my
hoes say (pimp me daddy)

*Sir Captain & Sir
Charles Talking Until Fade*
Sir Charles: Hey
Captain, aint you glad pimpin aint dead?
Sir
Captain: Yeah, one time I thought the pimpin was
dead man, all the
bitches of mine ran off, I
called the Pimp God right, and he put
me on
hold and said his bitch run off. I thought
pimpin' was dead
then, but he called back
though and said it was all good...