Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see
armageddon soon. I certainly hope we
will. I sure could use a vacation from
this Bullshit three ring circus sideshow
of Freaks
Here in this hopeless fucking
hole we call LA The only way to fix it is to
flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any
fucking day. Learn to swim I'll see you down
in Arizona bay.
Fret for your figure
and Fret for your latte and Fret for your
hairpiece and Fret for your lawsuit
and Fret for your prozac and Fret for your
pilot and Fret for your contract and Fret
for your car.
It's a Bullshit three
ring circus sideshow of Freaks
Here in
this hopeless fucking hole we call LA The only
way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any
fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim,
I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Some say
a comet will fall from the sky. Followed by
meteor showers and tidal waves. Followed by
faultlines that cannot sit still. Followed by
millions of dumbfounded dipshits.
Some say
the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddon
soon. I certainly hope we will cuz I sure
could use a vacation from this
Silly shit,
stupid shit...
One great big festering neon
distraction, I've a suggestion to keep you all
occupied.
Learn to swim.
Mom's
gonna fix it all soon. Mom's comin' round to
put it back the way it ought to be.
Learn
to swim.
Fuck L Ron Hubbard and Fuck
all his clones. Fuck all those
gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes.
Learn
to swim.
Fuck retro anything. Fuck your
tattoos. Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your
short memory.
Learn to swim.
Fuck
smiley glad-hands With hidden agendas. Fuck
these dysfunctional, Insecure
actresses.
Learn to swim.
Cuz I'm
praying for rain And I'm praying for tidal
waves I wanna see the ground give way. I
wanna watch it all go down. Mom please flush
it all away. I wanna watch it go right in and
down. I wanna watch it go right in. Watch
you flush it all away.
Time to bring it
down again. Don't just call me
pessimist. Try and read between the
lines.
I can't imagine why you
wouldn't Welcome any change, my
friend.
I wanna see it all come
down. suck it down. flush it down.
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