Mr. Grinch lyrics

Artist  : Traditional 
Song : Mr. Grinch



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 You're a mean one, Mr. GrinchYou really are a
heel,You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as
charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch,You're a bad
banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,Your heart's an
empty hole,Your brain is full of spiders, you
have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch,I wouldn't
touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot
pole!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,You have termites
in your smile,You have all the tender sweetness
of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch,Given a choice
between the two of you I'd take the seasick
crocodile!

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch,You're the king of
sinful sots,Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch,You're a
three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
with arsenic sauce!


You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,With a nauseous super
"naus"!,You're a crooked dirty jockey and you
drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch,Your soul is an
appalling dump heap overflowing with the most
disgracefulassortment of rubbish imaginable
mangled up in tangled up knots!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,You're a nasty
wasty skunk,Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch,The three
words that best describe you are as follows, and
I quote,"Stink, stank, stunk"!