First Day Out lyrics

Artist  : Twiztid 
Song : First Day Out



 Send "First Day Out" Ringtone to your Cell 

 (Jamie Madrox) 

"I got another funky rhyme


another funky funky rhyme 

I got
another funky rhyme 

another funky rhyme
another funky funky rhyme" (twice) 



"Awwww shit! 

Twizted! 

This is my
shit man! 

They're finna remake the wicked
shit! 

Jamie spit man!" 



(Jamie Madrox) 

"Now they let the gates
up so I bail 

Six shitty months pick me up
from the county jail 

Smart ass mouth even
though I paid my dues 

Chrome toilet,
rolled blankets, and the rhombus shoes 

But
I ain't naggin 

Here comes my people in the
hoopty muffla draggin 

Ain't been in the
hoop ride long 

And the two liter of Moon
Mist is almost gone 

Nuts are kinda anxious
to drop a load 

Told my man to hook me up
with a chick that he know 

The bitch said
muthafucker pick me up at three 

Can't
bitch Santa don't ride your street 

We can
meet around the corner at KFC 

You can take
a cab and I'll pay the fee 

When she showed
up damn, she was out of luck 

I forgot my
wallet in the glovebox on my truck 

Put the
tab for the cab and the dinner too 

With a
knot in my sock, bitch i thought ya knew 

Dressed to impress chewin dyntene gum 

And I was drunk as fuck and smelled like an
alley bum 

I'm chewin on my food like a
carnivore 

Dumb bitch starin at me like and
eyesore 

Then I plopped my face in the bowl
of soup 

And slurpped every last bit up
through my missin tooth 

The bitch jumped
up faster than a race 

and told me how to
bow to her face 

So she pickin up the tab,
ya know that I'ma go for mine 

Got sone
shabille 54' vengence wine 

And a steak
well done and an order of shrimp 

Jamie
Madrox playin the pimp...UHH 

Shes back
now, and her hair ain't fixed 

Probably in
the bathroom kickin back takin a shit 

But
I ain't sayin nothin though 

I ain't sayin
nothin bout the muthafuckin hoe 

Whats up
bitch? your ready to break, besides how long 

Can one fat bitch take? Quit snackin 

And
pay this shit, so we can go to your crib 

And watch a horror flick, with ya daddy 



"Your Employed?" 

"Uhhhhh shit,
Naw" 



(Jamie Madrox) 

Your
daddy's pretty fresh sweetie pie 

I mean
him, lettin me grip his ride 

Besides, he
slipped me a fifty 

But the again I'm kinda
shifty 

Now I wanna fuck so we headed to my
house 

Fuck sittin with you parents on the
couch 

Dad I got a bitch in my room and a
smile 

Take your ass to the bar and don't
come back for awhile 

A juggalo's known for
smackin ho's 

But I need to bust nut so I
switch to the mack mode 



(Monoxide
Child) 

Now Laurie, you know I love you


So why don't you just let me fuck you 

Look bitch, I know you's a freak 

So let
me get a little kiss on my cheek 

And I'll
fuck to go hit that 

Come on nympho, and
let me hit dat 

Tell ya what, ya let me
stick it 

And I gotta left over piece of
chicken for ya 

Ya little sewer skank 

(Violent J) 

Ya nasty little pipe smokin
MONEY HUNGRY BITCH! 

(Monoxide Child) 

That's the shit J 

85 bucks an hour, you
wanna play 

And that was that 

A
little smooth talkin and she was on her back 

Ya never guess what 

My first day out, and
I caught my nut 



(Jamie Madrox &
Monoxide Child) 

First day out and I caught
my nut (what) 

First day out and I caught my
nut (what) 

First day out and I caught my
nut (what) 

Well shit bitch it's my first
day out, and i caught my nut (4X)