Orlando lyrics

Artist  : Ugly Americans 
Song : Orlando



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 I was sitting naked in a holiday inn down in
Orlando

And it was the morning of the last day of the
year

I didn't know who I was and I thought I might've
been Evan Dando

But if I was him than what the hell was I doing
here

So I asked myself one simple question

What would I do with the rest of my life

If I knew I couldn't fail I guess I'd get the
hell

Out of Orlando and find me a rich and beautiful
wife



Cause I don't want to do a damn thing

And I want to be appreciated

And I want to get paid well

And I don't want to be hated

I don't want to do a damn thing except lie in the
sun

And be loved loved loved loved loved by
everyone



So I called up the front desk to see if I could
rent a porno

They said you better have a credit card I said
honey I'm pretty hard up

But I ain't got no visa I said honey could you
please uh help me

She said she was sorry but I think she was just
disgusted

And I was kinda disgusted myself cause it had all
come down to this

And I felt like a pervert but goddamn it gets
lonely

When you're sitting in your hotel room naked as a
jaybird

Down in Orlando in the middle of the night



So I called up an old friend to see how he was
doing

But he sounded like a robot and it was like I
barely knew him

So I said I had to go then I couldn't take it any
longer

You know the desire to throw my naked body out
the fifth floor of the Holiday Inn kept getting
stronger

I tried to take a cold shower but I couldn't get
my nerve up

I just sat in that hotel room and tried to cut my
own hair

That was the worst idea that I had all day

But goddamn it gets lonely down in
f.l.o.r.i.d.a.



Then I thought to myself just what the hell was a
jaybird

And just what the hell does it look like and what
the hell am I doing

So I tried to write a song about it but this is
all I got

You know I sang it for your girlfriend and she
said she liked it a lot

Except the part about killing myself and the part
about trying to find a rich wife

She said you should have gone to sea world you
might have had a better time

I said honey thanks for the input thanks for the
advice

But I think that the only way I'm ever going back
to Orlando is if I live life twice



Cause I don't want to do a damn thing

And I want to be appreciated

And I want to get paid well

And I don't want to be hated

I don't want to do a damn thing except lie in the
sun

And be loved loved loved loved loved by everyone