Meatshake lyrics

Artist  : Ugly Duckling 
Song : Meatshake



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"I've been havin MeatShake for forty
years"



"I love MeatShake!"



"Meat and shake, that's all I need,
m-hm"



"I have MeatShake every day at
school"



"Look, when I'm hungry I need some meat

I don't need none of that rabbit food they're
servin over at Veggie Hut"



"Meat to the Shizzake"



"Bro, I down lots of MeatShakes,
man"



"I'd love to taste the secret"



"Lunch break, only got a half an hour

Gotta get something in my system, I go to
MeatShake"



"Eat at MeatShake!"



"Taste the secret at MeatShaaaaake,
hey"



"MeatShakes are so soft, I can eat em
without my dentures"



Well hi, welcome to MeatShake where you can
'taste the secret'

And when I tell you what it is, you won't believe
it

There's something special in our food you'll
taste when you start eating it

Everything we serve has meat in it



But don't you serve french fries and a vegetable
plate?

It all has meat (What?)

What about the green salad and the cookies you
bake?

Everything has meat (Oh...)

It's nice and tender

Mixed in a blender

Don't you want some meat? (Yeah)

So hot and steamy

Yet smooth and creamy

Come and get your meat (Hey)



Now when your body's hungerin, drive on down and
stumble in

Come on, give us half a chance, I promise that
you'll come again

If you're not carniverous consider us a
challenge

You're too lean and need some proteine, we got it
by the gallons

Rest assured our healthy indiscriminating guests
prefer

The sweet and meaty morsels we concoct behind my
register

Giving good service plus a smile in a paper
hat

Our competition's food is crap, who would wanna
pay for that?

Please try a beef pie, top it with some meat
fries

And a classic MeatShake, baked until the grease
dried

40 cents more, you can have your meal
meat-sized

Plus you get three tries, scratch and win a free
prize

All except you vegan men who need to be leavin
and

Head into the Veggie Hut where you can eat some
leaf and gran

That is unless of course you wanna taste the
secret sin

Come on, breathe it in, you can use your teeth
again

Remember that meat's your friend, so let it
inside you

Cows gotta die too, don't let them survive
you

There's an offer for a free shake when you buy
two

Lasts while supplies do, thanks, please drive
through



Skinny mini or a beefcake

Hey, you don't need steak, get a MeatShake!

You want a meaty meal but your teeth ache

Hey for Pete's sake, get a MeatShake!

You're gonna take your girl on a cheap date

And you're a cheapskate, so get a MeatShake!

When you purchase a combo meal you receive a
souvenir keepsake

Get a MeatShake!



Offer for free souvenir keepsake for a limited
time only

at participating MeatShake stores in your
area

The MeatShake Corporation is in no way
responsible for

high blood pressure, heart disease or bad body
odor

MeatShake!



"Mmhh... I better go taste the secret right
now"