Aging Orange lyrics

Artist  : Vandals 
Song : Aging Orange



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														   I'm Palm Palm head - and I wrote
one good song - But that was almost 20 years ago -
I tried and I tried to follow it up - But you know
how those sophomore jinxes go - So I became quite
bitter - as sales dropped like flies - No one
likes these dumb songs - of racing cars and spies
- Maybe it's my ape drape - or hippies in my band
- But now we only tour in Arizona - or Japan - So
after much thought - and a panel of experts - I
came up with a brilliant little plan - I'll take
out my frustrations - on one of these ungrateful
new punk rock bands - Cuz I invented socks - and
I invented gravy - I made up the cotton gin - but
no one ever paid me - Why beat a dead horse - with
a career that is cursed? - I'll just sue for
royalties - on things I thought of first - Back
in Ancient Egypt - many Pharaohs went to jail -
for misappropriation - of my Phrigian scale - I
said listen to Tutankhamen - you're driving me
insane - it's obvious those bellies - are all
dancing to Bloodstains - I figured out you owe me
- and please try not to laugh - but every time I
hear it - I get one more golden calf - So I've
bitten off - a sizable chunk - of the hands of
the people - with the food - Now I'm confined to
the pages of Flipside - a graveyard of punk
rock's 35 year old dudes - Cuz I invented socks -
and I invented gravy - I made up the cotton gin -
but no one ever paid me - Why beat a dead horse -
with a career that is cursed? - I'll just sue for
royalties - on things I thought of first - Palm
Palm! - Palm Palm! - Palm Palm! - Ape Drape! -
Ape Drape! - Poodle Head! - Poodle Head!