The city council met last night the vote was one
to six Denying access to our town by TV's
"G.E. Smith" The Mayor cited nightmares
had by his daughter Eileen She dreamed that
ugly fucker's face popped out the friggin'
screen Chorus: They said no, they said no way.
Not in my Back yard he can not stay That
eyesore is a stain upon our nation If you think
he's livin' by me there's no way G.E. felt the
set back but refusing to surrender He bought a
house disguised as the guitarist of the
Pretenders But at the party we like to
throw for new homeowners we caught him when he
couldn't play the lead from "Tattooed Love
Boys" Chorus A man has got the right to
homestead anywhere he can but that just begs
the question, What exactly is a man? Blond
Frankenstein with Dutchboy hair would hardly
qualify So we must live free of this Hall &
Oats reject or die Chorus
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