Christmas Memories Of `weird Al` Yankovic lyrics

Artist  : Weird Al Yankovic 
Song : Christmas Memories Of `weird Al` Yankovic
 
Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic.
You know, some of my favorite memories are those
of Christmastime. 
I still remember when I was a little boy, just
waiting for the big day. 
Mom would be cooking up a mess of boysenberry and
tunafish burritos 
for our big Christmas dinner, and dad would be
decorating the tree with little bits of Spam. 
And then, the big day would finally arrive. 
I'd stay up all night and wait for Santa, 
a-and when he finally showed up, 
we'd all hold his hands down in the waffle maker
until he promised 
to give us everything we wanted! Ah, yeah, those
were the days. 
Well, Merry Christmas everybody, and, let's do
lunch.