Yoda lyrics

Artist  : Weird Al Yankovic 
Song : Yoda
 
I met him on a swamp down on Dagobah 
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant
carbonated soda 
S-O-D-A, soda 
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log 
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice, he
said, "Yoda" 
Y-O-D-A, Yoda 
Yo yo yo yo Yoda 
 
Well, I've been around, but I ain't ever seen 
A guy who looks like a muppet but he's wrinkled
and green 
Oh, my Yoda 
Yo yo yo yo Yoda 
Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand 
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his
hand 
Oh, my Yoda 
Yo yo yo yo Yoda 
 
Well, I left home just a week before 
And I've never ever been a Jedi before 
But Obi-Wan, he set me straight, of course 
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the
Force!" 
Well, I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben 
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
with my Yoda 
Yo yo yo yo Yoda 
Yo yo yo yo Yoda 
So I used the Force 
I lifted a box 
I lifted some rocks 
Well, I stood on my head 
But I won't forget what Yoda said 
 
He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side 
"And if you start to go astray, let the Force be
your giude." 
Oh, my Yoda 
Yo yo yo yo Yoda 
"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed, 
"But remember, if you kill him then you'll be
unemployed." 
Oh, my Yoda 
Yo yo yo yo Yoda 
 
Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess 
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess 
But I know I'll be coming back some day 
I'll be playing this part 'til I'm old and gray 
A lifetime contract I have signed 
And I'll be making these movies until the end of
time with my Yoda 
Yo yo yo yo Yoda 
Yo yo yo yo Yoda