Like A Surgeon lyrics

Artist  : Weird Al 
Song : Like A Surgeon



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														   Like A Surgeon

 Weird Al

 

 Like A Surgeon* by "Weird" Al Yankovic

 

 I finally made it through Med-School

 Somehow I made it through.

 I'm just an intern, so I'll still make

 A mistake or two..

 

 I was last in my class

 Barely passed at the institute

 Now I'm trying to avoid

 Yeah, I'm trying to avoid a 

 Malpractice suit..

 

 Like a surgeon

 Cutting for the very first time

 Like a surgeon

 Got your kidneys on my mind

 

 Better give me all your gauze nurse

 This patient's fading fast

 Complications have set in

 Don't know how long he'll last

 

 Let me see that IV

 Here we go

 Time to operate

 I'll pull his insides out

 Yeah, I'll pull his insides out

 And see what he ate....

 

 Like a surgeon (hey!)

 Cutting for the very first time

 Like a surgeon

 Organ transplants on mind..

 

 It's a fact, I'm a quack

 A disgrace to the AMA

 Because my patients die

 Yeah, my patients die

 Before they can pay

 

 Like a surgeon (hey)

 Cutting for the very last time

 Like a surgeon

 Here's a waiver for you to sign

 

 Like a surgeon

 Oh,Oh,Oh,Oh

 Like a surgeon

 When I reach inside

 With my scalpel,

 And my forceps,

 And retractors....

 

 

 Like a surgeon.....

 

 

 

 

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