Shark lyrics

Artist  : Yankovic Weird Al 
Song : Shark



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Fat and weak, what a disgrace                    
       Risin' up, back on the street
Guess the
champ got too lazy                            
Did my time, took my chances
Ain't gonna fly
now, he's just takin' up space           Went the
distance, now I'm back on my
feet
Sold his
gloves, threw his eggs down the drain          
Just a man and his will to survive
But he's no
bum, he works down the street                So
many times, it happens too fast
He bought the
neighborhood deli                          You
change your passion for glory
Back on his
feet, now he's choppin' up meat             
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of
the
past
Come inside, maybe you'll hear him say   
               You must fight just to keep them
alive
Try the rye or the kaiser               
                It's the eye of the
tiger
They're on special tonight              
                It's the cream of the fight
If
you want, you can have an appetizer              
    Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
You
might like our salami, and the liver's all right  
  And the last known survivor stalks his
prey
in the night
And they'd really go well with
the rye                   And he's watchin' us
all in the eye
Or the kaiser                  
                         Of the tiger
Never
eats while on the job                            
 Face to face, out in the heat
He heard it's
good to stay hungry                       
Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry
But he makes a
pretty mean shish kabob                   They
stack the odds 'til we take to
the
street
Have a taste, they were made fresh
today                 For we kill with the skill
to survive
Try the rye or the kaiser          
                     It's the eye of the
tiger
Or the wheat or the white               
                It's the cream of the
fight
Maybe I can suggest an appetizer        
                Risin' up to the challenge of our
rival
Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny
tonight         And the last known survivor
stalks
his prey in the night
But you just
can't go wrong with the rye                 And
he's watchin' us all in the eye
Or the kaiser 
                                          Of the
tiger
So today, his deli comes first          
                Risin' up, straight to the
top
Still he dreams of his past days of glory 
              Have the guts, got the glory
Goes
in the back and beats up on the liverwurst        
 Went the distance, now I'm not
gonna
stop
All the while you can still hear him say 
               Just a man and his will to
survive
It's the rye or the kaiser            
                  It's the eye of the
tiger
It's the thrill of one bite             
                It's the cream of the fight
Let
me please be your catering advisor                
  Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
If
you want substitutions, I won't put up a fight   
    And the last known survivor stalks his
prey
in the night
You can have your roast beef on
the rye                  And he's watchin' us all
in the eye
Or the kaiser                       
                    Of the tiger
The rye or the
kaiser                                    The eye
of the tiger
The rye or the kaiser            
                       The eye of the tiger
The
rye or the kaiser                                 
  The eye of the tiger
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