Uhf lyrics

Artist  : Yankovic Weird Al 
Song : Uhf



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														   Put down your remote control,
throw out your TV guide.

 Put away your jacket, there's no need to go
outside.

 Don't you know that we control the
horizontal.

 We control the vertical, too.

 We gonna make a couch potato out of you.

 That's what we're goin' to do, now.

 

    Don't change the channel, don't touch that
dial.

    We got it all on UHF.

    Kick off your sneakers 'n' stick around for
awhile.

    We got it all on UHF.

    Don't worry 'bout your laundry, forget about
your job.

    Just crank up the volume and yank off the
knob.

    We got it all, we got it all on UHF.

 

 Disconnect the phone, now, leave the dishes in
the sink.

 You better put away your homework, prime time
ain't no time to think.

 All you do is make yourself a TV dinner.

 Press your face right up against the screen.

 We gonna show you things you ain't ever seen.

 If you know what I mean, now.

 

    Don't change the channel, don't touch that
dial.

    We got it all on UHF.

    Kick off your sneakers 'n' stick around for
awhile.

    We got it all on UHF.

    Don't worry 'bout your laundry, forget about
your job.

    Just crank up your volume and yank off your
knob.

    We got it all, we got it all on UHF.

 

 You can watch us all day, you can watch us all
night.

 You can watch us any time that you please.

 You can sit around and stare at the picture
tube

 Till your brain turns to cottage cheese.

 

    Well, now, don't change the channel, don't
touch that dial.

    We got it all on UHF.

    Kick off your sneakers 'n' stick around for
awhile.

    We got it all on UHF.

    Don't worry 'bout your laundry, forget about
your job.

    You gotta crank up the volume, yank off the
knob.

    We got it all, we got it all on UHF.